Thursday, June 3, 2010


Australia Trip Canceled
Because of the continuing oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama is canceling his trip to Australia... so he can have more time to find a away to blame the spill on Australia.



Selig Balks
Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig has decided not to overrule the bad call by umpire Jim Joyce which negated a perfect game by Armando Galaragga. It's the worst decision Selig has made since he decided not to overrule whomever gave him that toupee.



Auto Worker Shortage?
Experts say the U.S. auto industry could face a labor shortage within the next few years... mostly because UAW members have finally figured out they can get billions of dollars from the taxpayers whether they work or not!





June 4th



1794: British troops capture Port-au-Prince in Haiti. This after the Haitian army is unable to defeat the Red Coats with their only weapon: Venereal disease.


1876: An express train called the Transcontinental Express arrives in San Francisco only 83 hours and 39 minutes after leaving New York City... mostly because the train did not include any bathrooms.


1919: Members of Congress approves giving voting rights to women, ending a 6-month no sex boycott staged by their wives.

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