Vikings Lose
Viking fans have been having a very tough time every since New Orleans beat Minnesota in yesterday's NFC Championship Game. Not only did their team lose, but Brett Favre has retired and unretired six times since the game ended.



Big Donors
The "Hope for Haiti" telethon has raised more than $58 million. That's $3 million for Haiti, and $55 million for Conan O'Brien.



Obama's Plan
The White House says President Obama will "reintroduce himself" to the American people in the State of the Union Address Wednesday night. I guess that means the president plans to say that was just his "evil twin" giving all those speeches last year.



Castro on Haiti
In a new editorial in Cuba's government newspaper, Cuba's Fidle Castro says the U.S. military has gone into Haiti in order to "occupy" the country. The result of the editorial is that almost everyone in Cuba is now begging the U.S. to occupy their country too.



Haiti Money
Most Americans say the $58 million raised from the "Hope for Haiti" telethon is giving them more faith in humanity. The Obama administration says the money raised is giving them more faith that there's a lot more people out there that can be taxed to death.





January 25th


1533: Henry VIII of England secretly marries his second wife Anne Boleyn... and more secretly starts screwing three or four of her ladies in waiting.


1949: The first Emmy Awards are presented. Joan Rivers is the red carpet reporter using her original face.


1959: Pope John XXIII announces the dates for the upcoming Second Vatican Council. He is forced to reschedule three times to avoid conflicts with the NFL playoffs.