January 23rd


393: Roman Emperor Theodosius I proclaims his nine year old son Honorius co-emperor. In return, Honorius starts letting his dad share his XBox.


1793: Second Partition of Poland. Russia and Prussia partition Poland for the second time. This time, Russia makes sure to partition the part of Poland with the bathroom.


1849: Elizabeth Blackwell becomes the first female doctor in the U.S. She is immediately deluged by dozens of men demanding a hernia exam.


1941: Charles Lindbergh testifies before Congress and recommends that the United States negotiate a neutrality pact with Adolf Hitler. He later goes on to a long career as a contributor to MSNBC.