August 29th

1758: The first American Indian Reservation is established in New Jersey. It is led by Chief Mall Rat.

1825: Portugal recognizes the Independence of Brazil… mostly while staring at women in thongs.

2007: Six U.S. cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads are flown without proper authorization from Minot Air Force Base to Barksdale Air Force Base. When they are returned, the missiles are grounded for a month with no dessert.